I'm so rad!
I brake for birds, I rock a lot of polka dots, I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird, and it freaks me out.
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– Schmidt’s 2007 New Years Resolutions, New Girl (via jellsburygirl)
Everything is easy when you are a battleship invading the Bay of Success.
Stop pursuing Caroline. She’s Nick’s girl. Deal with it.
Begin the search for the cocoon that will one day release the butterfly.
Find out where Winston gets his sparkle… and then steal it.
Only this about hot new CFO every other time I masturbate.
Start floating the idea that people call me “Mr. Finish”, “Gametime Jones”, “The Hook-Up-erator”
Just pick a color of Crocs and buy them already!
”– Schmidt’s 2007 New Years Resolutions, New Girl (via jellsburygirl)
